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Posted on Dec 27, 2012 | 1 comment

Best Christmas Gift Ever

Best Christmas Gift Ever

I have always been the sort for whom a vacuum cleaner is a good gift.  Forget flowers, they die.  Sweets? I’d rather use my calories on wine!  (And I’ll feel the need to detox later with a spirulina smoothie!). And if you’d like to pick clothes for me, well, perhaps you could also include the receipt?

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Give me practical, any day of the year.

This may not be exactly practical, in fact it’s pretty unnecessary in the grand scheme of things, but a new puppy it ain’t.

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Ever since I saw that genius advertisement, also known as the show Who Do You Think You Are?, I have been itching to get my DNA tested.  I wonder if I have some long lost relative in India! Belarus! Madagascar! Tasmania!

More likely, some odd pocket of the world where people get excited about the nerdiest things.

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Ahh, the romance of a biohazardous specimen bag. Can’t you just hear the angels singing?

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The odds of an exotic link aren’t likely, I suppose, but you never know.  Until you find out! Merry Weird Christmas to me!

Update: Want to see the results? Click here and scroll down to the comments!

1 Comment

  1. Update: my DNA has been received! Only 6-8 weeks until results! Anyone else on the edge of their seat?? I didn’t think so.

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