These are my alternate-universe careers (noting that in none of these vocations will someone bring you a bunch of balloons as you are sitting on the potty):
*Cultural Historian, and, of course,
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Some of my alternate-universe careers. What other jobs would you like to attempt? http://t.co/d8m5YBrBB6
— Michelle Quezada (@SandandTable) January 23, 2014