You Win Some.
A cheering little conversation between my four-year-old son and me (which I really needed today!).
Son: I’m a teacher today. And an elf.
Me: A teacher and an elf? (rhetorically) What could be better?
Son: (thinks for a moment, suddenly points his finger at me) A mom!
Lesson: Even on your worst day as a teacher, or an elf, you’re still the best mom to somebody.